He's just so... so... nnrghagh. And yet, adorable at the same time. I'm not sure how this works. Lord save us all if Sam should ever have children.

I was looking for icons over at famira's journal, and then I saw a fanart she did of Douche!Sam, read her little blurb about the fic, went 'huh, that's interesting', and clicked. IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. Or something.

<3 That'll work great. I wasn't sure if it was on FF.net, since there's... what, over 11 000 fics at the moment? Fandom is OF THE MASSIVE. Search engine? What's that?