my name's seif-a...

[hughes]

I am going to hell.

The Seifer Rap

Because Kingdom Hearts is love but it still SCARES ME AND I SCARE MYSELF.

Anyway.


My name is Seif-A and I’m really cool
That’s why I ditched the Balamb school
I can’t never seem to pass the SeeD test
But it’s a’ight ‘cause you know I’m duh best

So this fool Cid he tell me I bad
That I’ll never make the Balamb grad
But he’s the fool ‘cause I’m a playah
And I’m sleepin’ with his ho Edea

(random record scratching)

This ho Edea she thinks I hawt
Better than that Squall hotshot
So she tell me I can be her knight
And I tells her, yeah girl, thas’ tight

But firs’ I ditch my girl Rinoa
Might seem harsh, but some foo’s are lowah
Tryin’ to kill duh sorceress, dayam,
Guess we’d bettah hit duh Balamb

(random record scratching)

So, Fuujin and Raijin, thas my crew,
I gather ‘em up and I tell ‘em what we do
Edea’s all jealous of this ho Ellone
So guess we gonna cap some foo’s in the dome

But what thuh fuck, man, have I been played?
The GF shit makin’ memories fade
The Edea ho wannabe prima donna
Ah been doin’ a girl who like mah own momma

(random record scratching)

So remembah kids, when they offah GF
You all gotta pretend that you deaf
‘Cause when you do that shit on the side
Yo mind goes foh one helluva ride

....I am so, so sorry, world.