HAHAHA INORITE. And OMG YOU SHOULD PLAY SOMEHOW because the MGS games are absolutely amazing. Kinda hard to get the hang of the gameplay for a first-timer, but totally worth it for the simultaneously convoluted plot and brilliant storytelling, plus awesome characters and AESTHETIC PLEASINGNESS.
Also, the characters are generally 30+ and then get older as the games go by, so. RIGHT AGE SPECTRUM. Not to mention there is near-gay and comical gay and RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CANON GAY ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. Seriously, off the top of my head, I can think of two bonified canon slash couples (one of which involves one of the main villains and is a crucial part of a mission), two instances of intentional man-on-man crotch-groping, one instance of a male character stroking his crotch knife sheath MEANINGFULLY in front of another male character, one instance of male-on-male forced forehead pressing, one instance of male-on-male desperate leg clinging, two male characters living/working together for about nine years, one instance of one guy being tortured by another guy with metal tentacles, and another instance of the same guy being tortured by the same other guy with metal tentacles while restrained and fully naked. And that's not even including the multiple quasi-canon Easter eggs/extra canon (male character saying "THAT EXPLAINS A LOT" to another male character about a saved photo of manly abs; one male character kissing another male character on the cheek while grappling; implication from a female character of a male character's INFATUATION with another male character), and the non-canon extra joke cinemas, which include two man-on-man kisses and more groping.
...sdkjashdfskld SORRY FOR RAMBLING BUT THE SWOON/GIGGLE-INDUCING FANSERVICE IS JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
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Also, the characters are generally 30+ and then get older as the games go by, so. RIGHT AGE SPECTRUM. Not to mention there is near-gay and comical gay and RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CANON GAY ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. Seriously, off the top of my head, I can think of two bonified canon slash couples (one of which involves one of the main villains and is a crucial part of a mission), two instances of intentional man-on-man crotch-groping, one instance of a male character stroking his crotch knife sheath MEANINGFULLY in front of another male character, one instance of male-on-male forced forehead pressing, one instance of male-on-male desperate leg clinging, two male characters living/working together for about nine years, one instance of one guy being tortured by another guy with metal tentacles, and another instance of the same guy being tortured by the same other guy with metal tentacles while restrained and fully naked. And that's not even including the multiple quasi-canon Easter eggs/extra canon (male character saying "THAT EXPLAINS A LOT" to another male character about a saved photo of manly abs; one male character kissing another male character on the cheek while grappling; implication from a female character of a male character's INFATUATION with another male character), and the non-canon extra joke cinemas, which include two man-on-man kisses and more groping.
...sdkjashdfskld SORRY FOR RAMBLING BUT THE SWOON/GIGGLE-INDUCING FANSERVICE IS JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE