Okay, I really, REALLY apologize for making a complete waste of this LJ account for a while. But I don't wish to dwell, so instead I'll just type whatever comes to mind.

Hm. Cheese. It tastes good.

Wait.... that's not what I wanted to say.....

Okay. Things that have happened since I made my last real posts:

• Chelz got me COMPLETELY obsessed with One Man Army, which led to me begging her to send over more Our Lady Peace songs. I've been listening to them and only them on this computer for a while now. o_o
  
• Court and I have gotten completely obsessed with ZackxCid, mostly due to Caz and mostly due to our English teacher. XD
  
• THE TRIO OF TIME
  
• CAUTION MAN
  
• I've written two little mangas--one ZackxCid one where Zack is all like "hawhaw u gey!1" and Cid is like "WTF NO (even though he IS in the fanfiction me and Court are writing together XD) and another one which is an FFVII parody on Ocarina of Time (which I'm actually motivated to keep going on...) where Navi is played by a very.... unexpected character. XD
  
• As mentioned in the previous entry, I saw the Bebop movie. Twice. (I actually posted that last one right before we went to go see it again)
  
• .....Nothing, but I just hope this doesn't get all formatted weird. o_o
  
• More recent stuff.... saw one of those Academy Award edition DVD thingies of the Hours over at Emi's house for English.... DAYAM. O_O The acting was great and it had a good feel to it, but in almost EVERY SCENE it was like "Depressing. Suicide. Lesbian frenchie. Attempted suicide. INCESTUAL lesbian frenchie. More suicide. Another lesbian frenchie. More depressing stuff. End." ....I didn' t really get it. O_o Not that I'm homophobic or anything (I mean.... REALLY. ¬_¬) but it didn't seem as if the movie really had a point at the end except to be depressing, and since it kept on flashing back and forth between three separate characters, (which was done well), you only got to know so much about each character's life, so by the end of the movie, you felt as if you hadn't really watched a lot because you didn't get to know each character very well.... I dunno. I think "Joy Luck Club" is a better uberly chick flick, even though THAT one is guaranteed to have me bawling by the last scene. XD As in SOBBING. Yeah
  
• Woo, ranted there. o_o Anyway, anything else....? Me and Court need to work on our bodyswitch fic. X_X
  
• Coming soon.... *NARRGGHHHHNARRGHH* ZELDOR 2049---TOO THE XXXTREEEEMMEEEEE.
  
• Court rebeat VII and Andrew beat Wind Waker and I..... I hiked 2 miles in Palm Canyon. o_o Go me. XD
  
• OH. I got a cell phone. XD And then my dad was SO SWEET and he traded it in for an even nicer color one because he had a rebate thing. :3 AWWWAAA.
  
• Speaking of AWWWAA, I GOT AN EIN PLUSHIE OMG.
  
• And speaking of plushies... me and Court made this CRAAAAZZZYYYY-ass mutha fugga video with our FF/anime action figures and plushies. XD Cid: "And then all the Sephiroth fangirls are like OOOMMGGGHE'SSOOOOHOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!11"....... I think.... I'll..... straighten my jacket now." XD and Cid: "Zack? ................Hmmm........ OH, Zack!" And then Me: "YOU FEEEEEL IT IN YOUR SOOOUUULLLLLLL!!!!"
  
• Uh. Yeah.
  
• Why the hell is this still in list format?!?!?! X_o;;; ::GETS OUT::

Thaaaat's better. ^_^;;; I'm SUPPOSED to be getting the domain tattered-wings.net, but so far the hoster/registering people haven't contacted me yet. -_- And speaking fo being contacted, twice tonight I got a cryptic phone call with an unrecognized caller ID on my cell and I've said "Hello?" and heard a TV in the background and then the person has hung up. O_O STALKINGNESS.

And speaking of phone calls, Court talked to Caz but not meeeee. T_T YOU H0S. XD And speaking fo Court, she's being FABULOUTH and scanning in all my crap for meeeee. XD And speaking of SCANS, I have all the pages of Secret Object on my computer. :D CID AS A GIIIIRRRLL. XDDDD!!!!!! Yes, I got my doujinshi. :DDDD K. Haruka, comedy, nothing too bad except for Vincent in a kitty bikini, Cid in a Chocobo outfit, and Vincent and Cid's nude breasts. *Ahem* Yeah.

Speaking of speaking, I'm droning on. o_o I'll write more later. XD Lemme just say that I figured it I made a new layout and stuff (I had that icon from a while ago....) I'd be motivated to post more. I guess I was right. XD And LOOK. That pic is all MINE from MY doujinshi (that Court scanned... XD but STILL..!) AND I colored it. I feel so independent. XD

Court: But---!

Me; SHADDUP! ::BONK::

OH OH OH and HOJO is gonna be the main anatagonist in the FFVII SL. :D :D :D And I made up the upconing SL with Court and stuff and I FEEL POWAAHHHFUULLLLLLdfhgzdkhjfgsjhdgfkjahgkfhjgKJHGDKJHSGDKJFHGHJKDFG

.....Good thing I didn't give away more, or else people on PB who happen to read this will kill me. O_O 'Specially Court. XD And. And. I dropped all my other character's because I'm a whorey SL-holder-upper. Yeah.

Now I'll stop and post this because I'm getting seriously paranoid the computer's gonna freeze and I'm gonna lose ALL of this. XD So yeah.

I need some wise words at the very end.....

Um.

OH.

GO HERE.

You'll love it, whoever you are.

FOLLOW DUH TEACHINGS OF LORD BARRET.

1. Lord Barret owns the internet.
2. No liking of Shin-Ra whatsoever or Lord Barret will come and kick yo ass.
3. If Lord Barret is killed by monsters, then everybody must be killed by monsters.
4. Lord Barret has a constitutional right to kick anyone in the face that he feels like kicking in the face.
5. Guns rule.
6. Cussing is totally acceptable.
7. Using the proceeds from his internet ownership, Lord Barret has singlehandedly cornered the leather market with his Lord Barret trademark brand leather. Quote: "You bez a foo' if you don't buy Lord Barret!"
8. No Vincent or Sephiroth fangirls allowed.
9. Lord Barret is so awesome that if you look at him more than once, your eyes will be permanently shot out. (Because guns rule!)
10. If you are in the presence of Lord Barret and you are not in possession of a gun arm, your head may be shot off for no particular reason if he feels like it.
11. No spazzing out like Spikehead.
12. Trains are the sole method of transportation. If you are found riding anything else, you may be shot.
13. Lord Barret controls time, owns time, and likes to bomb things.
14. Lord Barret has the constitutional right to bash you over the head with his gun arm, no questions asked.
15. If your name is Cloud Strife, Yuffie Kisaragi, Vincent Valentine, or Sephiroth Mysterious-No-Name, or anyone who works for Shin-Ra or whose last name is Shin-Ra, you will be brutally beaten and/or murdered on sight.
16. Lord Barret may summon Bahamut for no real reason.
17. Marlene must be worshipped in special shrines made out of stainless steel and paper towels.
18. You will punished severely for any references, implications, or comments about similarities or relations between Lord Barret and Mr. T.
19. Lord Barret is the master cusser. Anyone who believes differently will be subjugated to a cussing contest between themself and Lord Barret, who will inevitably win. The only people to whom this rule does not apply to are people named Cid Highwind. Instead, they will also be shot on sight.
20. Lord Barret shall be supplied with a significant amount of gold chains. See rule 18.
21. The A-Team theme must be played in the presense of Lord Barret. See rule 18 again.
22. Youth centers shall receive 73% of the total budget. Once more, view rule 18.
23. Anybody making fun of Lord Barret's blocky polygonal self shall be murdered on sight.
24. Barret is a ninja. Yuffie is a ho.
25. The electric toothbrush is illegal.
26. Shin-Ra Inc. can kiss Lord Barret's ass.
27. All materia in the land shall be melted down a turned into Lord Barret's bedroom furniture.
28. Don't do drugs and stay in school!

I feel guilty for not posting in so long before the last two entries, so I'll do something even though I'm tired and all like "Blech." x_x

I should actually be pretty eager to talk, seeing as I temporarily lost my cell phone today. o_o Yeah, TEMPORARILY. ^_^ It fell out of the pocket of the purple/blue jacket/sweatshirt thing I wear all the time somewhere in front of the Coffee Bean waiting for my mom to pick me up from school. (Irony is, I had JUST put it in my pocket, (whereupon I had had a strange premonition and I KNEW I was gonna listen but BAH I DID NOT LISTEN TO SICKICK POWrrZ) and my mom was already THERE, just parked farther down the block in front of some huge monster SUV so I didn't see it at first until I looked harder. o_o)

What did I tell you? ::Points at music.::

Anyway, so as soon as I get home, I realize "Damn. I lost my fucking cell." So I tell my mom, (minus the cursing, of course), and I halfheartedly look around for it, but it isn't here, just like I already know. So then we head off to the brain place, and as we go over there, I use my mom's cell to call my own cell, and some dude picks up and we tell him we're the owner and then he tells us that his daugher (who goes to SAMO) saw some kids trying to steal it so she told them it was hers and took it and was waiting for the owner to call. o_o So he gave us their address and everything, except it was in a bad part of town, so my mom had my dad (and Jack, our dog XD) come with us. But then the dad came out and met us and gave us the phone and he was so nice and his daughter was probably really nice except she was at a gym class and I didn't get to see her, and for once, I actually felt that there IS some hope for the world in the good people department. XD

So now I have my phone back. :D Yay. And now my mom found out that the Verizon people fucked up the insurance thing on it, so that got fixed up, so I guess it was meant to be. ^^;;;

Then I came home and did my math homework and fell asleep four problems before the end. o_o

And now I'm up.

I feel more awake now. :D

And omg.

Cid as Navi = HAR.