As my family recently subscribed to Netflix, I now have the opportunity to watch movies I would have never gotten my paws on before. One of the first I rented was Near Dark.

Near Dark is a 1987 vampire flick about a country boy who gets a quasi-creepy crush on a vampire girl and then gets – surprise – vamped by her. He's then kidnapped by her crazy hillbilly vampire family and they try to get him to become one of them.

This premise would be undoubtedly dumb and unappealing if it weren't for the fact that said country boy looks like this:



OH YES. THIS WORK OF 80'S CINEMA WAS A TRUE TREAT TO WATCH. And here are the choice spoils from my 121.1 MB's-worth of manual screencapping and also a bonus clip! (Trust me, you haven't really lived until you've seen the young face of Nathan Petrelli desperately sucking blood from someone's wrist. NO SERIOUSLY IT'S REALLY HOT did I just type that)

WARNING: SUPER INSANELY IMAGE-HEAVY. SORRY, COULD NOT RESIST SHARING AS MUCH SEXY AS I COULD. D:

( Picspam: Adrian Pasdar in Near Dark )

Did I just waste like four hours doing all that? Yes, yes, I did. WORKED SO HARD ON THIS JESUS It's time to shift-change and finish my homework, auuugghh.

...On an added weird note, this movie came out two days before I was born. ERIN, GET TV CRUSHES ON PEOPLE NOT OVER TWICE YOUR AGE PLZ o hay wait I've actually got one for once mmmmmmmmmmm <33333

As some of you might already know, watching Top Gun and dementedly singing Danger Zone is a beloved pasttime among me, evildrew, and burningvigor. So, imagine my shock when I found out that Iceman (Val Kilmer) and Maverick (now batshit Tom Cruise) weren't the best things to oogle at in that movie.



( Picspam: Adrian Pasdar in Top Gun )

And that's it! Woo. This is all made about x91283 better due to the fact that Nathan, of course, was canonly a Navy fighter pilot. Yes.

this is exactly why I didn't want to get into live-action series AUUGGHHH WHYYYY FILMOGRAPHIIIEESSS SUCKING UP MY LIIIIFE god I feel like a stalker

Also, sorry, f-list, for ttly spamming you with above-cut pictures as of late. :X I can't help myself.