I love how Court and I can somehow manage to stay on the phone until one in the morning just talking about basically... well, sex. Strangely paired sex. O_o;;;
..........But amusing nontheless. :D
I bid on the doujinshi that I know Vincent handcuffs Cid in. I hope I get it. >D
::More perverted by the day.:: :D
In any event, I'm glad Maxine gave me all the modernish Celtic music. 'Tis pretty. :3
......I have decided to write a poem:
Erin and Court were two little girls
Who met each other without a care in the world
But they liked yaoi and boys who were smooching
And so upon each other they began mooching
RPing and writing---sad, but it's true,
Wasting their lives away; before long they knew
That they were doomed forever and ever it seemed
Unable to ever reach any dreams---but wait!
Is that an unorthodox pairing I see?
Up on the boards of Valse Finaleee?
ZackxCid! A gasp and a shout!
No one was able to quite figure out
How and why it came to pass
That a pilot so angry and crass
Could be paired with a man who's obviously fixin'
To sex five hundred people in a four-hour blitzin'!
And yet, it happened! Crazy for sure,
And though at first glance people thought it manure,
Erin and Court made it cool and hip
For Cid and Zack to meet lip-to-lip
And now they keep readers on the edge of their seats
Hoping that Cid will admit defeat
"WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE BOYS CAN'T YOU SEE?!
You of all people should be ashamed to be
Listening to all my words vulgar and crass
And not think I want to be fucked up the ass!"
But, alas! This is in chapter six-thousand-twenty-three!
Many a month to await for the glee
That comes with after eons of hints and suspension
(Not to mention the sexual tension!)
And so there they sit, and so there they are,
Cooped up and next to each other in a car.
GODDAMMIT, Cid, WHY must you be such a moron?
Can't you see Zack brings on countless hard-ons?!?!?
JESUS JESUS CRAP I SAY!!!!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST REALIZE THAT YOU'RE GAY???
And so I digress, but let me tell you, let me state:
That Court and I are just as eager to see Zack and Cid mate.
THE END
.............I think I need to do my English homework now.
..........But amusing nontheless. :D
I bid on the doujinshi that I know Vincent handcuffs Cid in. I hope I get it. >D
::More perverted by the day.:: :D
In any event, I'm glad Maxine gave me all the modernish Celtic music. 'Tis pretty. :3
......I have decided to write a poem:
Erin and Court were two little girls
Who met each other without a care in the world
But they liked yaoi and boys who were smooching
And so upon each other they began mooching
RPing and writing---sad, but it's true,
Wasting their lives away; before long they knew
That they were doomed forever and ever it seemed
Unable to ever reach any dreams---but wait!
Is that an unorthodox pairing I see?
Up on the boards of Valse Finaleee?
ZackxCid! A gasp and a shout!
No one was able to quite figure out
How and why it came to pass
That a pilot so angry and crass
Could be paired with a man who's obviously fixin'
To sex five hundred people in a four-hour blitzin'!
And yet, it happened! Crazy for sure,
And though at first glance people thought it manure,
Erin and Court made it cool and hip
For Cid and Zack to meet lip-to-lip
And now they keep readers on the edge of their seats
Hoping that Cid will admit defeat
"WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE BOYS CAN'T YOU SEE?!
You of all people should be ashamed to be
Listening to all my words vulgar and crass
And not think I want to be fucked up the ass!"
But, alas! This is in chapter six-thousand-twenty-three!
Many a month to await for the glee
That comes with after eons of hints and suspension
(Not to mention the sexual tension!)
And so there they sit, and so there they are,
Cooped up and next to each other in a car.
GODDAMMIT, Cid, WHY must you be such a moron?
Can't you see Zack brings on countless hard-ons?!?!?
JESUS JESUS CRAP I SAY!!!!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST REALIZE THAT YOU'RE GAY???
And so I digress, but let me tell you, let me state:
That Court and I are just as eager to see Zack and Cid mate.
THE END
.............I think I need to do my English homework now.
music: Loreena McKennet - The Mummers Dance
mood: dirty
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