WHY WON'T SHE STOP MAKING COOKIES?

I do not know. But I believe I have mastered the art. Yummehhh. Next step: Commit the method and materials to memory! Mohaha.

Court Court and I beat the second FMA game and laughed at its sheer pointlessness. Glostner and Crowley were absurdly gay, though. I love Havoc to death, but HAVOC GOT MORE SCREENTIME THAN HUGHES? AS IN HUGHES GOT NO SCREENTIME AT ALL? WTF, MAN. I kept on yelling HUGHESHUGHESHUGHES at the end, but it didn't help. ;_;

So, a spammer over at ffvii_yaoi has pushed the maintenance of the community into the hands of Court and myself. Rydia's awesomeness had something to do with this. <3 Anyway, we're gonna be revamping the rules to whip that community into shape. It's been running wild for so long, gaawwwd. Meanwhile, over at mgs_slash, my "entry" so did not count, but at least MGS_Slash Oekaki was spurred to life for, like, a week. <3

Court got her FMA DS game! SO ADORABLE. ZOMG And there is A GREED AND A KIMBLEY ON THE SCREEN AT THE SAME TIME (!!!!) EEEE <3333333 s,fasfspaz and there is also a Whack-a-Homunculus minigame (GREEDCHIBIAWW) and a minigame where you play as Roy and try to explode all this random shit that Ed throws at you. Including Ed. I FINALLY BEAT THAT BITCH after 92347892384 tries AAAHAHAHAHA.

We also downloaded the mpreg hack for The Sims 2 because we have problems. We thought we'd gotten Roy pregnant but then Hughes started throwing up and we sort of died. Not as much as Kimbley when he realized that he was carrying twin alien babies, though. Hughes was the happiest mom ever. Kimbley was the most miserable mom that ever waddled across the face of a volcanic deathplanet and kept trying to pee himself to death.

This makes too much sense.

....STOP BEING RETARDED, PRINTER.